Disclaimer: The following conversation is true. The names [and colors] have been altered to protect the not-so-innocent.

Random Guy:  ::he approaches, he was dressed in black combat boot, black pants, a black silk t-shirt, and a full length black leather trench, his jet hair was pulled into a ponytail revealing his pointed ears, pale silken skin, ice blue feline eyes, and fanged smile:
TCRP:  ((How long have you been RPing?))
Random Guy:  (online 5 years, total, 12 years)
TCRP:  ((So why the ultra-short post?))
TCRP:  ((And how old are you?))
Random Guy:  (i am 18, and the post is short because the real discription comes to when she sees more of him, his scars and such)
TCRP:  ((So you've been RPing since you were....... six?))
Random Guy:  (yes, D&D)
Random Guy:  (then moved to StarWars, Rifts, made a Doom RPG)
TCRP:  ((Okay, I'll bite.  And just how did you read the book when you were in first grade?))
Random Guy:  (i was advanced for my age, i was reading in kindergarden, and plus my mom got me into the game)
TCRP:  ((Honey, I was reading before kindergarden and I was reading at a 12th grade level by 5th grade, but I wasn't reading at an 8th+ grade level when I was in first...))
Random Guy:  (i wasn't either, but like i said, my mom played D&D and she got me into it)
TCRP:  ((Right, so let me make sure I'm following you here...  You've been playing online for five years, off line since you were six, and you still don't put complete sentences in your posts?))
Random Guy:  (i short hand on the net because i am not a good typest)
TCRP:  ((And you think people would prefer quick posts to good ones?))
Random Guy:  (No I don't, but my posts are longer than many other posts people make.)
TCRP:  ((Wow...  You role play the way most men have sex.))
Random Guy:  (What?)
TCRP:  ((You say you do it longer than most people, but it's still so brief that no one but you even notices...))
Random Guy:  (Sorry, I will let you go.)
TCRP:  ((~shrugs~  Okay.  But really, try to make it longer.  Size *does* matter.))
Random Guy:  (I know and in most cases, I have that taken care of but, I prefer not to just think on posts.  I prefer quality than quantity)
TCRP:  ((Heh.  It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it....  But when it's as short as yours was, it fails to meet even low expectations.))
Random Guy:  (Sorry, see ya' later.)
TCRP:  ((Bye.))