Craig:: so started rping with her again out of desperation yet?
Faith: nope. rpin with tamur and watching smallville.
Craig:: cool beans.
Faith: or about to watch smallville anywho
Faith: if i can find the friggin channel lol
Craig:: focus..foooocus.
Craig:: ::places his fingers in her waxy ears and chants above her:: FOOOOCUSSS
Faith: x.x
Faith: it's just not coming to me batman....
Craig:: ::Is The Tick::
Craig:: spooon!
Faith: x.o
Faith: spoooooooork.
Craig:: no no, thats not the right battle cry foolish one.
Faith: o.o
Faith: teach me mastah!
Craig:: first, you must take the pebble from my hand.
Faith: ::grabs the pebble and eats it.::
Craig:: then you must not devour it..you have failed!
Faith: O.o
Faith: wait.. wait.. i can do it!.. gimme another tryyyyyyyy
Craig:: ::snickers:: No, you have failed grasshopper.
Faith: v.v
Craig:: I'll give you a year to brush up on teqnique, then we try again.
Craig:: Hey squirt.
Faith: hey jello-head.
Craig:: ::bobs his jello-head::
Faith: i burned my onion rings.
Craig:: awww, can I have some anyway.
Faith: ::hands him a crispy ring::
Craig:: ::scarfs::
Faith: ::bit into one and it shattered all over the plate. lmao.::
Craig:: ::takes a few of her fingers with him::
Craig:: crunchy like.
Faith:
'Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
A Tale of a fateful trip...That started on this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship!
The mate was a mighty sailors man, the skipper brave and sure!
Five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour...
A three hour tour...
::insert cheesy lightning effects here::
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed!
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost!
The Minnow would be lost!'
Craig:: ::tears::
Faith: o.O
Craig:: its so beautiful.
Craig:: you come up with it?
Faith: lmao.
Faith: you weirdo.
Craig:: ::grins::
Faith: yep i came up with it. then they stole it from me and put it on a cheesy show about an island ::NOD:: ... yeah.. ::would have been around.. eh.. not born yet.. but hey! she came up with it anyway.::
Craig:: good for you, take a stand, tell the world you concieved the whole show while still an egg in your mothers pre-pubescent womb..and they used a special lazor talent stealer to get it from you.
Faith: =D
Faith: it's true!
Faith: what else do you think they do with those ultrasounds, but steal babies' ideas??
Craig:: ::nods nods:: its a conspiracy, we should write to the x-files people
Faith: yeah.
Craig:: we could make a mint.