Onna Chance

Violence & Revenge

  1. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.
  2. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
  3. Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
  4. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
  5. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  6. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..
  7. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
  8. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
  9. Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it.
  10. Two words: Catapulting Teacups.
  11. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  12. Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
  13. Chaos, panic, and disorder... My work here is done.
  14. Fear not that your life will end soon. Oops, wait.. you didn't hear that from me.
  15. I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking.
  16. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
  17. There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives.
  18. I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
  19. If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
  20. Football combines the two worst things about American life.
    21. It is violence, punctuated by committee meetings.
  21. When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
  22. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
  23. When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun.
  24. Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
  25. Ready - Fire - Aim.
  26. That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
  27. Hatred may make you strong, but it also makes you blind and stupid.
  28. When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall.
  29. If you can read this, you are in range.
  30. (Moders/Newbies) + Stabbing = Happy.
  31. Warning: Trespassers will be shot
    Warning: Survivors will be shot again
  32. My goal in life is to hurt you, severely, come here.
  33. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
  34. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  35. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
  36. If at first you don't succeed....go back and reload the gun.
  37. When all else fails, violence prevails.
  38. There is a light side, a dark side, and then there's my side, we kill people ten times faster and with less reason.
  39. See my halo bright and shiny, but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney.
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