Onna Chance

Politically Correct and Technicalities

  1. European Economic Community fries.
  2. Politically-incorrect t-shirt: What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand?
  3. Non-conformists of the world, unite!
  4. I am dehydrated potassium sulfate compressed into a gaseous form and contained promptly in an air compressed locking mechanism with adequate, exact, and steady temperatures within a scientific facility somewhere off the coast of Vancouver, Canada, hear me roar.
  5. It takes 250,001 Americans to screw in a lightbulb.  1 to do it..and 250,000 to debate if it was politcally correct.
  6. I put the TV on mute, but the O'Reilly Factor still woke me up from my nap.
  7. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  8. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  9. My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
  10. I do not belong to an organized political party; I am a Democrat. (Will Rogers)
  11. The previously arriving feathered vertebrate procures the invertebrate crawler.
  12. Refrain from lamenting over precipitately scattered lacteal fluid.
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