Onna Chance

One-liners

I am in no way the author of most of these one-liners, nor do I wish to take credit for that.

This page began 11/99 on a different website of mine; credit is given to all my friends, relatives, former guild members, and many other people who saw the page and wanted to add a funny or two.
Thank you all.

Currently: 1198 one-liners.
No new one-liners since: November, 2003. (I'll update soon, I promise.)
E-mail faith AT mutedfaith DOT com (put it together) if you have a one-liner you'd like to see here.

Age and History	14
Animals and Nature	41
Books, TV and Fiction	20
Cynicism and Insults	80
Death	28
Definitions and Word Play	67
Drinking and Addictions	39
Family and Children	19
Flying and Driving	23
Government and Societies	29
Ignorance and Stupidity	51
Insanity and Paranoia	77
Love and Relationships	34
Laws and the Obvious	25
Life, Birth and Time	63
Men and Women [General]	103
Miscellaneous	71
Money	18
Pessimism and Optimism	27
Philosophy	14
Politically Correct	12
Questions	104
Religion	44
School	19
Science and the Universe	26
Technology and Computers	49
Violence and Revenge	39
War	42
Work and Professions	23